Top Ten Reasons To Be A TeacherFrom the Home Office in Voorhees, New Jersey
Top 10 Reasons To Be An Elementary School Teacher
(Contributed by J Hackney....brother of a teacher)
10 - You never have to drive in the snow
9 - Six Words winter break, spring break, summer break
8 - You're always the tallest one in the room
7 - Can't remember something ....... make it up
6 - That disgusting feeling of beach sand between your toes
for 2 straight months
5 - When you tell the car salesman you can't afford his price
he actually believes you!
4 - Captive audience laughs at all of your dumb jokes
3 - The 3 other exciting careers you have just to pay your bills
2 - The kids think you're smarter than Albert Einstein and
prettier than Cindy Crawford.
And the number one reason to be an elementary
1 - Drop that ridiculous decimal and your salary is 7 figures!!!