Kresson School

 

 

 

Top 10 Reasons To Be An Elementary School Teacher

(Contributed by J Hackney....brother of a teacher)

 

   10 -  You never have to drive in the snow

    

                 9 -  Six Words winter break, spring break, summer break

 

                 8 -  You're always the tallest one in the room

 

                 7 -  Can't remember something ....... make it up

               

                 6 -  That disgusting feeling of beach sand between your toes

                       for 2 straight months

 

                5 -  When you tell the car salesman you can't afford his price

                      he actually believes you!

 

                4 -  Captive audience laughs at all of your dumb jokes

 

                3 -  The 3 other exciting careers you have just to pay your bills

 

                2 -  The kids think you're smarter than Albert Einstein and 

                      prettier than Cindy Crawford.

 

 And the number one reason to be an elementary

school teacher

 

                  1 - Drop that ridiculous decimal and your salary is 7 figures!!!